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However, at 1 point, I noticed a pizza delivery service, so, if you find yourself there after dark, you could call Dominoes and they'd probably bring you a pizza.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-13T14:14:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/06/05/soda-no-duh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/soda-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soda pic</image:title><image:caption>Did some backyard camping with the fam.  Looked up from my plate of food to see my son attempting to squeeze his juice into a can of Mountain Dew.  He apparently thought it was funny.  Juice and soda all in one day?  Try one hour.  What is camping for if not for throwing all mom's rules into the campfire?  Oh geez.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-05T05:07:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/05/15/baby-blues-and-all-that-jazz/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-15T04:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/05/01/we-be-swimmin/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-01T18:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/04/19/mommy-tantrum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tantrum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tantrum</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T20:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/04/11/were-immune/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-11T18:26:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/04/03/the-eyes-have-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/eye-mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye mom</image:title><image:caption>Whaddya know, same eye.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/eye-college1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye college</image:title><image:caption>This is me in college after the eye "incident".  There are other pictures.  Of me thinking I could swim in my bed, thanks to the lovely Vicodin.  You won't see those here.  This is embarrassing enough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/eye-college.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye college</image:title><image:caption>Here's me in college with my eye patch after the "incident".  There are more photos.  Of me thinking I can swim in my bed, thanks to Vicodin.  You won't see those pictures here.  This is embarrassing enough.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-03T20:39:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/03/27/leave-your-germs-at-the-door/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-27T18:47:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/03/19/nap-time-in-our-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/baby-sleeping-pillow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby sleeping pillow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T19:19:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/03/12/a-dork-is-a-dork-of-course-of-course/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-13T18:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/03/06/walk-of-shame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nahla-water1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nahla-water1</image:title><image:caption>Our dog figured out how to turn on the water spout.  And how to make a muddy mess.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nahla-water.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nahla-water</image:title><image:caption>Our dog has figured out how to turn on the water nozzle.  And how to make a muddy mess.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-07T03:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/02/27/lets-talk-about-pancakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pancake-note.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pancake note</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pancake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pancake</image:title><image:caption>This was supposed to be a Pancake.  I mean, it IS a Pancake.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-27T19:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/02/21/morning-mama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/waffle-mess-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waffle mess even messier</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/waffle-mess-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waffle mess </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T22:38:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/02/18/impress-the-teacher/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-21T20:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/02/16/valentines-day-is-a-great-day-to-visit-the-dentist/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-16T21:56:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/02/16/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-mom-and-blog-about-it/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-20T06:09:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/2012/01/19/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-16T04:16:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-19T19:15:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://momanticcomedy.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2012-06-13T14:14:08+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
